Everybody knows we shootin' for the gold
Masters of Quidditch, those of legends told
And you know we have no fear, so damn bold
So cold, crushing all our foes and you should know
Better than to mess with Slytherin, we win and win and win
And we're gonna get another 10 points, Nimbus 2001 so choice
A gift from my father, why bother, just give up
You know you're gonna get beat
You betta get back in your seat and strap in
Remember, we are Slytherin by the beard of Merlin
We're gonna win
Slytherin gonna take victory
Little wee Potter, don't you see
You should have joined me
It's too late, don't hate, ha

Gonna get the Quaffle and put it in the hoop
Slytherin team gonna take you for a loop
Our beaters are the best, gonna knock on your ass
In the fight for the cup, you're dead last
Quidditch rules, quidditch rules
And so do we

I'm the greatest seeker ever, whether you think you're better, you're not
Little wee Potter gotta wipe away his snot when be breaks down and cries
As he watches his friends die, I won't lie, it makes me feel good inside
To have total victory, it's ecstasy, baby

Can't keep up with me on this pitch
Trying to find the snitch, there's a hitch
I'ma get it first from right under your nose
And after the match, sink down in your all-time-low
With a bottle of fire whiskey and drift off to sleep
To dreams of a win you didn't get, don't you see
You should have joined me
It's too late, don't hate, haha

Gonna get the Quaffle and put it in the hoop
Slytherin team gonna take you for a loop
Our beaters are the best, gonna knock on your ass
In the fight for the cup, you're dead last
Quidditch rules, quidditch rules
And so do we

Gonna get the Quaffle and put it in the hoop
Slytherin team gonna take you for a loop
Our beaters are the best, gonna knock on your ass
In the fight for the cup, you're dead last
Quidditch rules, quidditch rules
And so do we