The Golden Snitch, Vol I: Whip Your Wands Out

by Slytherin Soundtrack

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Just because you can use magic now does not mean you have to whip your wands out for everything.

Follow up to Scar

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released March 3, 2015

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Track Name: The Gnome Song
Got to get the gnomes out of the Weasley garden
The brown little buggers ain't welcome
Grab one, twirl, throw it
Do it again until they're all gone

There are gnomes
And they burrow
Oh, they burrow
At the Burrow

Foot high little gits
Diggin' in the Quidditch pitch
We won't stand by and let these pests win
Grab one, twirl, throw it
And do it again until they're all gone

There are gnomes
And they burrow
Oh, they burrow
At the Burrow

Going to get all these damn gnomes out of my garden
Got to get 'em, got to snatch 'em, got to throw 'em
Oh I hate 'em

Grab one, twirl, throw it
Do it again until they're all gone
Track Name: Maroon
When will I stop getting a maroon sweater for Christmas?
Oh, mother
I don't want this
This woolly monstrosity
I can't bear to be seen in it
Do you even know me?
Sometimes I'm not sure if you know your own boy

No maroon sweaters
No more
No corned beef sandwiches
No more maroon sweaters

Mother, when will you choose another color
For the sweater with an R on it
That I get every year
December 25th
That's the date, don't forget it

Hey, why is it so easy for you to choose other colors for the other kids
But I get the same color every year
Furthermore, I have informed you repeatedly that I dislike corned beef
Yet, you still make it
What?

No maroon sweaters
No more
No corned beef sandwiches
No more maroon sweater
Track Name: Scrubbing the Scar
Spent my night in the Prefect's bathroom
Lookin' in the mirror
Looked too hard
Hated what I saw
And began scrubbing the scar

Nothing I did would take it off
Even if I could would it change my fate?
I hate livin' this way

I began scrubbing at my scar
But it never came off, never came off
Never will

Am I locked forever on a path I cannot change?
I didn't ask to be a hero

Didn't ask to be a hero
But it seems there's no one else
I was an orphan less than zero
Now I'm in a fantastical hell

Spent my night in the Prefect's bathroom
Lookin' in the mirror
Looked too hard
Hated what I saw
And began scrubbing the scar

I began scrubbing at my scar
But it never came off, never came off
Never will

Spent my night in the Prefect's bathroom
Lookin' in the mirror
Looked too hard
Hated what I saw
And began scrubbing the scar

Spent my night in the Prefect's bathroom
Lookin' in the mirror
Looked too hard
Hated what I saw
And began scrubbing the scar

Spent my night
Scrubbing the scar
Track Name: In a Flying Car
Flying car, we can go anywhere
We got a flying car
So you better beware
I'll press the button invisible
Flying cars are so frackin' cool

We missed the train
So hop right in
We're going to get to school
Now watch the Slytherins
As we touch down smoothly in a flying car
Ron and Harry, like the kings we are

Watch out for the Whomping Willow
A landing not quite as soft as a pillow
Gonna be bruised, gonna be in pain
This flying car turned out to be lame

We missed the train
So hop right in
We're going to get to school
Now watch the Slytherins
As we touch down smoothly in a flying car
Ron and Harry, like the kings we are

In a flying car

In a flying car

We missed the train
So hop right in
We're going to get to school
Now watch the Slytherins
As we touch down smoothly in a flying car
Ron and Harry, like the kings we are

We missed the train
So hop right in
We're going to get to school
Now watch the Slytherins
As we touch down smoothly in a flying car
Ron and Harry, like the kings we are
Track Name: Famous Potter
Famous Potter, whatcha doin'
Sittin' on your throne above
Regular folks like Weasleys
Well I've had enough

Slow it down

Victory, courage and girls
And worldwide tours
That's what Ronald sees
Though that's not all he dreams
A way out of poverty
And a chance to be at peace

Famous Potter, I've had enough
Your not so tough
But a scared lanky git (lanky git)
Though I know you're my friend
I can't take being reduced
To a comedic sidekick
I won't do this, I won't do this

Victory, courage and girls
And worldwide tours
That's what Ronald sees
Though that's not all he dreams
A way out of poverty
And a chance to be at peace

Victory, courage and girls
And worldwide tours
That's what Ronald sees
Though that's not all he dreams
A way out of poverty
And a chance to be at peacea6
Track Name: Apparate
Apparate

We've gotta get outta this place
So we're going to

Apparate

Hope we don't splinch ourselves
That would really...
Suck

Da da da da da da da da
La la la la la la la
Track Name: Remembering Dumbledore
Albus died
I realized I hardly knew the man
Who guided me and
I felt betrayed
This revelation waylayed my mind
Inside I knew the grand sorcerer had lied

But I'll remember him as a great man in the end
I know he wouldn't let anything happen
To the ones
that he loved
Ever again

You revealed so little
Held onto much
My knowledge of the horcruxes
It's not enough
Oh, who's gonna save us
If the only one he ever feared
Lies in his tomb

But I'll remember him as a great man in the end
I know he wouldn't let anything happen
To the ones
that he loved
Ever again

Remember Dumbledore
Death is the next great adventure
Track Name: Saint Potter
Saint Potter the mudblood's friend
Will surely meet a sticky end
Like his parents before him
A demise so very grim

Let's not be coy, I'm Malfoy
Cursing Potter would bring me more joy
Than pleasing father or making mom proud
We hate Potter
Oh, scream it out loud

I got my cronies and my dark lord
Dammit, if I don't get bored
Unless I poke fun at Potter's life
Praising purebloods and causing strife

Let's not be coy, I'm Malfoy
Cursing Potter would bring me more joy
Than pleasing father or making mom proud
We hate Potter
Oh, scream it out loud

Saint Potter
Saint Potter
Saint Potter
Oh, Saint Potter

Let's not be coy, I'm Malfoy
Cursing Potter would bring me more joy
Than pleasing father or making mom proud
We hate Potter
Oh, scream it out loud

(I really don't think they should let the other sort in, do you
They're just not the same
They've never been brought up to know our ways
Some of them have never even heard of Hogwarts until they get the letter, I imagine
I think they should keep it in the old wizarding families)
Track Name: I Stabbed a Basilisk
I killed a basilisk for you, girl
Shoved a sword right into its mouth
Stabbed a horcrux diary
Vanquished the memory of Tom Riddle

Soaring through the chamber on the back of Fawkes
I thought to myself I hope this feeling never stops
When you beat the Dark Lord and save the girl
You know you're going to go on and save the wizarding world

Told you that I wasn't the heir
Couldn't stand smug Draco and his slick hair
Watch the spiders run, enemies beware
Got all of Hogwarts cowering, scared

Soaring through the chamber on the back of Fawkes
I thought to myself I hope this feeling never stops
When you beat the Dark Lord and save the girl
You know you're going to go on and save the wizarding world

The basilisk is dead
Ginny Weasley is saved
Lockhart lost his memory
It's been a long day

Slytherin's secret almost got us killed
But the danger, for now, has been stilled
When will I have a normal year
Never, never, never I fear

Soaring through the chamber on the back of Fawkes
I thought to myself I hope this feeling never stops
When you beat the Dark Lord and save the girl
You know you're going to go on and save the wizarding world
Track Name: Time Turner
I want to make everything right
I want to turn back time
Hermione says we can't
Tinker with the past

Why can't we play God
When we've got the means
To fix a world flawed
To right the inbetweens

I just want to see Mom and Dad
Thinking of the time we should have had
Save us all from He Who Must Not Be Named
Save their lives before its too late

Why can't we play God
When we've got the means
To fix a world flawed
To right the inbetweens