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The Golden Snitch, Vol I: Whip Your Wands Out

by Slytherin Soundtrack

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1.
The Gnome Song 02:51
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Got to get the gnomes out of the Weasley garden The brown little buggers ain't welcome Grab one, twirl, throw it Do it again until they're all gone There are gnomes And they burrow Oh, they burrow At the Burrow Foot high little gits Diggin' in the Quidditch pitch We won't stand by and let these pests win Grab one, twirl, throw it And do it again until they're all gone There are gnomes And they burrow Oh, they burrow At the Burrow Going to get all these damn gnomes out of my garden Got to get 'em, got to snatch 'em, got to throw 'em Oh I hate 'em Grab one, twirl, throw it Do it again until they're all gone
2.
Maroon 01:58
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When will I stop getting a maroon sweater for Christmas? Oh, mother I don't want this This woolly monstrosity I can't bear to be seen in it Do you even know me? Sometimes I'm not sure if you know your own boy No maroon sweaters No more No corned beef sandwiches No more maroon sweaters Mother, when will you choose another color For the sweater with an R on it That I get every year December 25th That's the date, don't forget it Hey, why is it so easy for you to choose other colors for the other kids But I get the same color every year Furthermore, I have informed you repeatedly that I dislike corned beef Yet, you still make it What? No maroon sweaters No more No corned beef sandwiches No more maroon sweater
3.
Scrubbing the Scar 03:24
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Spent my night in the Prefect's bathroom Lookin' in the mirror Looked too hard Hated what I saw And began scrubbing the scar Nothing I did would take it off Even if I could would it change my fate? I hate livin' this way I began scrubbing at my scar But it never came off, never came off Never will Am I locked forever on a path I cannot change? I didn't ask to be a hero Didn't ask to be a hero But it seems there's no one else I was an orphan less than zero Now I'm in a fantastical hell Spent my night in the Prefect's bathroom Lookin' in the mirror Looked too hard Hated what I saw And began scrubbing the scar I began scrubbing at my scar But it never came off, never came off Never will Spent my night in the Prefect's bathroom Lookin' in the mirror Looked too hard Hated what I saw And began scrubbing the scar Spent my night in the Prefect's bathroom Lookin' in the mirror Looked too hard Hated what I saw And began scrubbing the scar Spent my night Scrubbing the scar
4.
In a Flying Car 02:27
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Flying car, we can go anywhere We got a flying car So you better beware I'll press the button invisible Flying cars are so frackin' cool We missed the train So hop right in We're going to get to school Now watch the Slytherins As we touch down smoothly in a flying car Ron and Harry, like the kings we are Watch out for the Whomping Willow A landing not quite as soft as a pillow Gonna be bruised, gonna be in pain This flying car turned out to be lame We missed the train So hop right in We're going to get to school Now watch the Slytherins As we touch down smoothly in a flying car Ron and Harry, like the kings we are In a flying car In a flying car We missed the train So hop right in We're going to get to school Now watch the Slytherins As we touch down smoothly in a flying car Ron and Harry, like the kings we are We missed the train So hop right in We're going to get to school Now watch the Slytherins As we touch down smoothly in a flying car Ron and Harry, like the kings we are
5.
Famous Potter 02:32
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Famous Potter, whatcha doin' Sittin' on your throne above Regular folks like Weasleys Well I've had enough Slow it down Victory, courage and girls And worldwide tours That's what Ronald sees Though that's not all he dreams A way out of poverty And a chance to be at peace Famous Potter, I've had enough Your not so tough But a scared lanky git (lanky git) Though I know you're my friend I can't take being reduced To a comedic sidekick I won't do this, I won't do this Victory, courage and girls And worldwide tours That's what Ronald sees Though that's not all he dreams A way out of poverty And a chance to be at peace Victory, courage and girls And worldwide tours That's what Ronald sees Though that's not all he dreams A way out of poverty And a chance to be at peacea6
6.
Apparate 01:02
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Apparate We've gotta get outta this place So we're going to Apparate Hope we don't splinch ourselves That would really... Suck Da da da da da da da da La la la la la la la
7.
Remembering Dumbledore 02:56
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Albus died I realized I hardly knew the man Who guided me and I felt betrayed This revelation waylayed my mind Inside I knew the grand sorcerer had lied But I'll remember him as a great man in the end I know he wouldn't let anything happen To the ones that he loved Ever again You revealed so little Held onto much My knowledge of the horcruxes It's not enough Oh, who's gonna save us If the only one he ever feared Lies in his tomb But I'll remember him as a great man in the end I know he wouldn't let anything happen To the ones that he loved Ever again Remember Dumbledore Death is the next great adventure
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Harry and Ginny 01:33
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Saint Potter 02:29
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Saint Potter the mudblood's friend Will surely meet a sticky end Like his parents before him A demise so very grim Let's not be coy, I'm Malfoy Cursing Potter would bring me more joy Than pleasing father or making mom proud We hate Potter Oh, scream it out loud I got my cronies and my dark lord Dammit, if I don't get bored Unless I poke fun at Potter's life Praising purebloods and causing strife Let's not be coy, I'm Malfoy Cursing Potter would bring me more joy Than pleasing father or making mom proud We hate Potter Oh, scream it out loud Saint Potter Saint Potter Saint Potter Oh, Saint Potter Let's not be coy, I'm Malfoy Cursing Potter would bring me more joy Than pleasing father or making mom proud We hate Potter Oh, scream it out loud (I really don't think they should let the other sort in, do you They're just not the same They've never been brought up to know our ways Some of them have never even heard of Hogwarts until they get the letter, I imagine I think they should keep it in the old wizarding families)
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The Girl Can't Help It 03:09
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I Stabbed a Basilisk 03:30
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I killed a basilisk for you, girl Shoved a sword right into its mouth Stabbed a horcrux diary Vanquished the memory of Tom Riddle Soaring through the chamber on the back of Fawkes I thought to myself I hope this feeling never stops When you beat the Dark Lord and save the girl You know you're going to go on and save the wizarding world Told you that I wasn't the heir Couldn't stand smug Draco and his slick hair Watch the spiders run, enemies beware Got all of Hogwarts cowering, scared Soaring through the chamber on the back of Fawkes I thought to myself I hope this feeling never stops When you beat the Dark Lord and save the girl You know you're going to go on and save the wizarding world The basilisk is dead Ginny Weasley is saved Lockhart lost his memory It's been a long day Slytherin's secret almost got us killed But the danger, for now, has been stilled When will I have a normal year Never, never, never I fear Soaring through the chamber on the back of Fawkes I thought to myself I hope this feeling never stops When you beat the Dark Lord and save the girl You know you're going to go on and save the wizarding world
12.
Time Turner 03:03
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I want to make everything right I want to turn back time Hermione says we can't Tinker with the past Why can't we play God When we've got the means To fix a world flawed To right the inbetweens I just want to see Mom and Dad Thinking of the time we should have had Save us all from He Who Must Not Be Named Save their lives before its too late Why can't we play God When we've got the means To fix a world flawed To right the inbetweens

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Just because you can use magic now does not mean you have to whip your wands out for everything.

Follow up to Scar

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released March 3, 2015

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