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A Pint of Magic

by Slytherin Soundtrack

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I am a wizard and I'll protect you There's nothing I wouldn't do I am the chosen one The Dark Lord will come undone And we'll have a bright day under the sun I am a wizard and I'll save you Voldemort will never win This tale that we've spun Is now, is now, is now almost done We're all wizards Always
2.
They creep and they crawl Across the floor and up the wall Casting their, casting their webs of fear Yes, I fear those eight legged freaks So unnatural and frightening You say follow the spiders, I say You gotta be kidding me They creep and they crawl Across the floor and up the wall Casting their, casting their webs of fear And oh dear teddy what have you become? An arachnid I see Now see me run As Fred and George guffaw They had me at pincer point To make me tap dance If only I could have squashed out their guts They creep and the crawl Across the floor and up the wall Casting their, casting their webs of fear Yes I fear those eight legged freaks So unnatural and frightening You say follow the spiders I say [splat]
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Troll Hunter 02:08
Troll, troll in the dungeons! Someone let the troll out in the dungeons Who coulda let the troll out in the dungeons Dangerous times when trolls are lose Hermione's lost what will we do? Who let the troll out? Not me Not you Not me Then who? Who was crazy enough to let it in? Of course, Quirril in his turban Someone let the troll out in the dungeons Who could let the troll into the dungeons? Not me Not you Not me Then who? Oh, we did it We knocked out the troll We knocked out a troll We're troll hunters now That's what we are Ron! We're troll hunters Troll hunters! Someone let the troll out in the dungeons Who coulda let the troll out in the dungeons Dangerous times when trolls are lose Hermione's lost what will we do? Who let the troll out? Not me Not you Not me Then who?
4.
Goodbye, Sirius Our time wasn't enough You wait somewhere beyond the veil I'll see you again Say hello to Mom and Dad Let them know Their deaths won't be in vain
5.
He is evil and he's kinda scary With slit red eyes and a noseless face And he's not hairy quite the contrary With an evil grin and pallid skin Dad, I think I just saw Lord Voldemort Did he have a nose? Well, no That does sound like Voldemort To take over the whole world Ensure pure bloods reign supreme Oh, that is why he's so mean That silly Tom Riddle Slit red eyes and noseless face Oh, that sounds like an evil wizard Pallid skin and an ugly grin That does sound like Lord Voldemort He'll squash out all the mudbloods Make sure that blood traitors die After all, magic is might
6.
Meeting in the Hog's Head We're Dumbledore's Army and we're gonna beat you Dumbledore's Army and we're gonna beat you Dolores Umbridge you're going down We're Dumbledore's Army and we're gonna beat you Dumbledore's Army and we're gonna beat you Dolores Umbridge you're going down Meet us in the Room of Requirement We'll see ya there every other Thursday
7.
Hermione A kitty cause she got the notion for a potion Don't be scared A cat hair A bathroom lair Hide to avoid the stares Lacewing flies Boomslang The knot grass makes it taste like... Look like Crabbe Look like Goyle Look a cat! Hope you don't stay like that You're a kitty You've broken fifty school rules Hermione the cat Hermione A kitty cause she got the notion for a potion Don't be scared A cat hair A bathroom lair Hide to avoid the stares Lacewing flies Boomslang The knot grass makes it taste like... Look like Crabbe Look like Goyle Look a cat! Hope you don't stay like that
8.
I've always loved you Since the day we met The prettiest mudblood yet Lily Evans you will be mine I promise little Pothead isn't so fine I've got brains I got talent He's just a swine Lily Evans, oh I promise you will be mine I didn't mean to say those things to you I'll take it back Just tell me what to do Lily Evans give me one more chance I'm tired of this old song and dance Tell me who do you chose (Snivellus it isn't you....it isn't you) I'll never give up on her even though She is dead Lily Evans forever in my head Always
9.
Watch Weasle King fumble again Forever destined to be a loser You know he always lets the quaffle in This match will be a snoozer Seven years it took him to get the girl Even though he was basically the only boy around Apart from Potter but his love was already found Of all the things that they didn't get right I think one was Bonnie Wright Yeah, well you know, uh, that's just like...your opinion man You wanna wrock? Then you gotta roll! There must be something in the way she writes That makes me lose control You wanna wrock? Then you gotta roll! There must be something in the way she writes That makes me lose control All around the world we raise our wands High into the sky Lesser fandoms prepare to die! If this sounds snobby just let me ask Do you have a Dobby? Cause we've got an elf that likes to knit And you've got vampires that sparkle
10.
Azkaban 02:04
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Everything that I do is foiled by you All my plans turn to dirt It's all that can hurt, not killing you Such a simple task it seems but everything splits Apart at the seams Just like my soul I'd give anything just to Avada Kedavra you Perhaps its a mere plot device To keep this conflict from an end Until the seventh book is written But that's good for the reader Not me I'd give anything just to see Your dead body
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I am the best wizard rocker in the world I was here from the start and in your heart You know that makes me better than you So what are you gonna do? Drop all your obligations for a month and tour? I didn't think so...oh no no no And at the Cons I can hang with my pretentious friends We'll sit around our popular kids table and then You can cry in your room and strum on your low end guitar I am the best wizard rocker in the world I was here from the start and in your heart You know that makes me better than you So what are you gonna do? In the studio all day and night While you record on your PC mic Lesser wrock bands, go on and take a hike Seven of my songs play on Wrockbox for every one of yours Can you sing like a Disney princess? (no) Have you ever headlined Wrockstock? (no) Have you ever been invited to be on Jingle Spells? (no) Are you Ministry of Magic? (no) Then who in Dumbledore's name cares? I am the best wizard rocker in the world I was here from the start and in your heart You know that makes me better than you So what are you gonna do?

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released March 6, 2012

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