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I Am A Wizard
02:07
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I am a wizard and I'll protect you
There's nothing I wouldn't do
I am the chosen one
The Dark Lord will come undone
And we'll have a bright day under the sun
I am a wizard and I'll save you
Voldemort will never win
This tale that we've spun
Is now, is now, is now almost done
We're all wizards
Always
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Creep and Crawl
03:09
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They creep and they crawl
Across the floor and up the wall
Casting their, casting their webs of fear
Yes, I fear those eight legged freaks
So unnatural and frightening
You say follow the spiders, I say
You gotta be kidding me
They creep and they crawl
Across the floor and up the wall
Casting their, casting their webs of fear
And oh dear teddy what have you become?
An arachnid I see
Now see me run
As Fred and George guffaw
They had me at pincer point
To make me tap dance
If only I could have squashed out their guts
They creep and the crawl
Across the floor and up the wall
Casting their, casting their webs of fear
Yes I fear those eight legged freaks
So unnatural and frightening
You say follow the spiders
I say [splat]
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Troll Hunter
02:08
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Troll, troll in the dungeons!
Someone let the troll out in the dungeons
Who coulda let the troll out in the dungeons
Dangerous times when trolls are lose
Hermione's lost what will we do?
Who let the troll out?
Not me
Not you
Not me
Then who?
Who was crazy enough to let it in?
Of course, Quirril in his turban
Someone let the troll out in the dungeons
Who could let the troll into the dungeons?
Not me
Not you
Not me
Then who?
Oh, we did it
We knocked out the troll
We knocked out a troll
We're troll hunters now
That's what we are Ron!
We're troll hunters
Troll hunters!
Someone let the troll out in the dungeons
Who coulda let the troll out in the dungeons
Dangerous times when trolls are lose
Hermione's lost what will we do?
Who let the troll out?
Not me
Not you
Not me
Then who?
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Goodbye Sirius
01:54
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Goodbye, Sirius
Our time wasn't enough
You wait somewhere beyond the veil
I'll see you again
Say hello to Mom and Dad
Let them know
Their deaths won't be in vain
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He is evil and he's kinda scary
With slit red eyes and a noseless face
And he's not hairy quite the contrary
With an evil grin and pallid skin
Dad, I think I just saw Lord Voldemort
Did he have a nose?
Well, no
That does sound like Voldemort
To take over the whole world
Ensure pure bloods reign supreme
Oh, that is why he's so mean
That silly Tom Riddle
Slit red eyes and noseless face
Oh, that sounds like an evil wizard
Pallid skin and an ugly grin
That does sound like Lord Voldemort
He'll squash out all the mudbloods
Make sure that blood traitors die
After all, magic is might
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Meeting in the Hog's Head
We're Dumbledore's Army and we're gonna beat you
Dumbledore's Army and we're gonna beat you
Dolores Umbridge you're going down
We're Dumbledore's Army and we're gonna beat you
Dumbledore's Army and we're gonna beat you
Dolores Umbridge you're going down
Meet us in the Room of Requirement
We'll see ya there every other Thursday
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Hermione the Cat
01:36
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Hermione
A kitty cause she got the notion for a potion
Don't be scared
A cat hair
A bathroom lair
Hide to avoid the stares
Lacewing flies
Boomslang
The knot grass makes it taste like...
Look like Crabbe
Look like Goyle
Look a cat!
Hope you don't stay like that
You're a kitty
You've broken fifty school rules
Hermione the cat
Hermione
A kitty cause she got the notion for a potion
Don't be scared
A cat hair
A bathroom lair
Hide to avoid the stares
Lacewing flies
Boomslang
The knot grass makes it taste like...
Look like Crabbe
Look like Goyle
Look a cat!
Hope you don't stay like that
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I've always loved you
Since the day we met
The prettiest mudblood yet
Lily Evans you will be mine
I promise little Pothead isn't so fine
I've got brains
I got talent
He's just a swine
Lily Evans, oh I promise you will be mine
I didn't mean to say those things to you
I'll take it back
Just tell me what to do
Lily Evans give me one more chance
I'm tired of this old song and dance
Tell me who do you chose
(Snivellus it isn't you....it isn't you)
I'll never give up on her even though
She is dead
Lily Evans forever in my head
Always
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The Jay Kay Wrowling
02:43
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Watch Weasle King fumble again
Forever destined to be a loser
You know he always lets the quaffle in
This match will be a snoozer
Seven years it took him to get the girl
Even though he was basically the only boy around
Apart from Potter but his love was already found
Of all the things that they didn't get right
I think one was Bonnie Wright
Yeah, well you know, uh, that's just like...your opinion man
You wanna wrock?
Then you gotta roll!
There must be something in the way she writes
That makes me lose control
You wanna wrock?
Then you gotta roll!
There must be something in the way she writes
That makes me lose control
All around the world we raise our wands
High into the sky
Lesser fandoms prepare to die!
If this sounds snobby just let me ask
Do you have a Dobby?
Cause we've got an elf that likes to knit
And you've got vampires that sparkle
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Azkaban
02:04
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11. |
A Convenient Flaw
02:36
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Everything that I do is foiled by you
All my plans turn to dirt
It's all that can hurt, not killing you
Such a simple task it seems but everything splits
Apart at the seams
Just like my soul
I'd give anything just to Avada Kedavra you
Perhaps its a mere plot device
To keep this conflict from an end
Until the seventh book is written
But that's good for the reader
Not me
I'd give anything just to see
Your dead body
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I am the best wizard rocker in the world
I was here from the start and in your heart
You know that makes me better than you
So what are you gonna do?
Drop all your obligations for a month and tour?
I didn't think so...oh no no no
And at the Cons I can hang with my pretentious friends
We'll sit around our popular kids table and then
You can cry in your room and strum on your low end guitar
I am the best wizard rocker in the world
I was here from the start and in your heart
You know that makes me better than you
So what are you gonna do?
In the studio all day and night
While you record on your PC mic
Lesser wrock bands, go on and take a hike
Seven of my songs play on Wrockbox for every one of yours
Can you sing like a Disney princess? (no)
Have you ever headlined Wrockstock? (no)
Have you ever been invited to be on Jingle Spells? (no)
Are you Ministry of Magic? (no)
Then who in Dumbledore's name cares?
I am the best wizard rocker in the world
I was here from the start and in your heart
You know that makes me better than you
So what are you gonna do?
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